why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
"Don’t you ever let a man tell you who you are or make you feel like you are than he is" ~ahs
Dude should of had a snickers, or something. He clearly wasn’t in his right mind smh.
wait….was that a head butt at the end????
Yes! Yes that was….
got damn she put them hands back on his ass lol
Video of the century.
There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this.
EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP
He’s done and said some fucked up shit but this joke was on point.
pros of dating me
- you can hold my hand whenever you want
- you can cuddle with me whenever you want
- you can kiss me whenever you want
cons of dating me
- i get jealous easily
- i’m sad a lot
- i will never feel good enough for you no matter how many times you tell me i am
I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END
the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful